Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.
what the fuck
Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively
I think its important I stay connected to every part of my personality. I play basketball. I rock climb. I paint. I’m a little bit scattered, but its so I can convincingly play all these characters.
Help. Fire. I need a rescue.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
What’s with the rubbing?
just dean marveling at the beauty of their love child
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